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Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
mugGet the Status Potatomug.

Duffy Potato

A strong ( not fat ) person
Damn nigga you a Duffy potato for lifting that shit
by Alburrito_m August 20, 2025
mugGet the Duffy Potatomug.

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.
"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"
by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023
mugGet the slow potatoesmug.

Potato

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."
by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

sorry for the long post here's a potato

This is what you add to your long post to show that

you really don't give a shit to your reader
you just give one potato.
Bla
Bla
Bla
Bla

sorry for the long post here's a potato
by Halidad January 28, 2017
mugGet the sorry for the long post here's a potatomug.

Potato forgetfulness

When you go to cook up some potatoes but you forgot what potatoes are and you think they are poisonous you don't cook or eat them and after a while they grow so big that the house explodes.
Try not to be potato forgetful today or this house will be no more.

Oh no, There was a dude that was potato forgetful today and made the building explode, Silly potato forgetfulness people.
by Devarite September 29, 2021
mugGet the Potato forgetfulnessmug.

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.
by Yushatak February 4, 2019
mugGet the Trash Potatomug.

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