Chocolate Milk

When you're sad it turns your day around.
When your lonely its their for you
Even when you're bored their are the puzzles on the sides of cartons.
Chocolate milk is so good you'll cum from the intense pleasure upon your taste buds.

The kids at lunch came all over the table when they drank chocolate milk at lunch.

by xXGuers4LifeXx September 9, 2014

Choccy Milk

When you cum in her ass and the nut trickles out brown.

"Bro you won't believe what happened last night.. I tried to send it down the exit lane and she made choccy milk😬😬"

by Deadith memith February 2, 2021

Shmungler milk

Shmungler milk is a milk coming from cratures known as shmunglers

God, I hate shmungler milk

by Not a Shmungler April 26, 2023

Choccy milk

Choccy milk is the single best drink ever put on the planet. It makes everyone happy.

Bob: Have some choccy milk because you deserve it
Tim: choccy milk pog

by AtlasTheAbnormal January 31, 2021

Milked the Chickens

(V) To totally screw up. Have good intentions, but fail miserably.

Tyson got up early, shaved and had a cup of coffee. But the second he spoke to the client, he really "milked the chickens."

by MTProfessor May 14, 2013

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024