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porn junkie

A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"
Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!
by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 8, 2023
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Porn

Being satisfied by sexual content on a google website
Emma and her boyfriend jack were sitting on the couch watching pornhub until she started to get horny…
Soon after I looked down and saw jacks huge 9inch cock bulging out of his jeans, I could tell he was enjoying himself as well, I started to lay my leg on him trying to be as subtle as I could and slowly started unzipping his jeans…
When he finally noticed he didn’t look very pleased, I asked if something was wrong and he asked her why she wasnt using her teeth. She looked very confused and looked back at the screen to see that in the video he was watching the girl was unzipping his jeans with her teeth
She decided to try it and he instantly started moaning, at that point she was verrrry turned on and started fucking the shit out of him
by Nofaggotinme July 8, 2023
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porn

what you watch.

i know you do.

you can hide it from me.

i know everything.
pp porn
by amigay?or.areyou? July 6, 2022
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Porn Hub

An orange and black website for watching sexy videos
Happ and Blue both like to watch Porn Hub on the daily.
by May1005 October 30, 2022
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Scrambled Porn

If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.

You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.

Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.
I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.
by BigMayMay August 4, 2024
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Gay Porn Club (GPC)

The Gay Porn Club is an official Twitter for The Gay Porn GC. The Gay Porn Club is owned by a group of friends. The group of friends who own GPC are very offensive, if you are triggered very easily then I advise not to go. They really don't like people who bitch about how they're offensive, it's a waste of their and your time. Follow @Gay Porn Club (GPC) for more information about the friends. They are honestly awesome people and don't really deserve any hate.
"Rt if you wish you were cool enough to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"

"Rt if you want to be in the Gay Porn Club (GPC)"
by GioJooskeh July 27, 2016
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Porn

A place we all went to when we were all WAY TO FUCKING YOUNG
Ooh? what's this place. Seems to be called? Pornhub? what's porn? I'll probably like it.
by CRO12321 May 30, 2024
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