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Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.
“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”
by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019
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PIE

Acronym for Partner In Errands; a PIE is someone who makes everyday, mundane tasks better and more fun just by being with you; a trip to Target with your PIE is better than a trip to Target alone; a term of endearment used between friends or lovers, used in place of "Partner in Crime"

Inspired by a viral post by @baddanadanabad on twitter: "i have never wanted a 'partner in crime' have always just wanted a 'partner in errands' - just come to CVS w me, we don't have to rob it"
I have to run some errands today. Want to be my PIE?

I love being my boyfriend's PIE when he needs to run errands.

Nothing tops a trip to Target when you have your PIE.
by hannah.anariba December 31, 2021
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pie

Person1: I'm gonna have some pie
Person2: Can I have some too?
Person1: NO! It's too good to share
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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shepperd pie

A very bizarre sex move were a person feels sexually aroused by farmyard animals sitting on them and laying waste on there stomaches or chest.
"O my god what are u making that horse do to u". Steven said. "O Steven its ok it called a shepperd pie" said Roger.
by thats random October 14, 2009
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Hair pie

When a man releases reproductive fluids onto a woman’s pussy bush
Brad gave Vanessa a hair pie. He came in her pubic hair
by Real_cool_fella_69 September 23, 2019
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hero pie

When a super abled or meta human creampies a woman forcefully enough to cause internal injury or death
My sister hooked up with superman and ended up in the ICU after her hero pie.
by Cruellyclever January 1, 2023
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