Tard Fish

a fish with a nose like an elephant can come out of the water but will shrivle up. So fun to play with and usually owned by Kayla Matteo! Also a tard fish can be a great friend to ANYONE! and it IS real in the waters of Japan! also is related to the retarded fish

I found a tard fish when i went to the beach in Japan.

by Webster Dictionary of America December 14, 2008

Scutter Fish

1. A little animal that scutters and makes a cool little noise.
2. A hoodie jacket folded into a ball shaped thing the size of a basketball.

Mom, where did all the Scutter Fish go?

by Master Slurm October 23, 2003

Bad fish

Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.

The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Fish Biz

The name given to a person with aquatic dominance and fish-like characteristics.

That Fish Biz really knows what he's doiing in the ocean. What is that horrible seafood stench coming from that Fish Biz.

by Spaceman99 July 29, 2010

Anus fish

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie by the same name based on the book) Dreamcatcher.

Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?

by The Anonymouse October 17, 2008

fish muncher

people from fishing villages & towns

your just a fish muncher

by Fish Lover 2 May 4, 2014

Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021