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flash hole

The empty square in a web page when viewed on an iphone or ipad where that webpage's Adobe Flash content ought to be, but doesn't show up because those devices do not support Flash.
Dude, your new web page has a big ol' flash hole in the middle when i go there on my iPad.
by jackdawsonsf May 12, 2010
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hole hanger

Similar to a bungdangler but slightly larger with a higher likelihood of dropping on its own.
Almost always sucessfully pinched provided adequate rim control or a vigorous shake of the rear end.
..."after a tenuous moment of patience, this morning's hole hanger dropped safely into the great abyss"
by Phishn February 6, 2005
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shit-hole

Justin Trudeau's mouth
Justin Trudeau's shit-hole mouth: "What's a France?"
by Queerbecer January 29, 2018
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Touch-hole

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch
Stop being such a touch-hole!
by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015
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Maintenance hole

Snowflake generation changed an inanimate object to be gender neutral. Manhole hurts feelings.
A manhole, AKA sewer lid in pavement, has the word ‘man’ which is sexist and inappropriate. Please call it a Maintenance hole going forward.
by HRS33 July 21, 2019
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Gopher holing

Similiar to the stinky pinky, gopher holing is the act of placing one's finger in the anus, either your own or your partners, and later having the unmistakable urge to take a quick sniff of the finger later, sometimes repeatedly.
The idea of sticking my finger up her ass, even after she asked for it was off putting. But later I found myself gopher holing out of sheer curiosity.
by Mannimal October 2, 2014
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Black Hole

1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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