annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...

*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED
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(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)

by siriquis October 16, 2019

Dogging the Boys

When one guy ditches his mates to go to sleep cos he is tired

Sick Cunt: "Dude lets play Halo 3"

Dog: "Nah bro I'm tired I have work tomorrow"

Everyone: "Dogging the Boys bro"

by Hasnord May 2, 2018

Dogs egg

Dog shit

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dog Slopping

When a guy is humiliated infront of his girlfriend and then gets slapped by his girlfriend because he isn't hung like an arabian horse.

Dude, you just got Dog Slopped!
You're definately the victim of dog slopping!

by muttface August 2, 2008

weedle dog

Someone who manipulates a situation for their own gain.

Kate is a weedle dog

by Vez au April 8, 2017

bone dog

to get down and dirty in the sheets or wherever you can pull a car over

I bone dogged the hell out of him in walmarts parking lot last night.

by Jennifer dog March 7, 2008

Dog wallet

When one man puts his penis around a Man/Woman's Lips then stretch his foreskin around the lips of the partner then around the head eventually putting a whole head inside of one's foreskin

Jon: I heard Joe came over last night

Jake: Yeah I gave him my first Dog wallet

Jon: Lucky man

by Dogwallet6996 September 8, 2013