dirty valdemar

A guy who masturbates furiously all the time. He also has mommy issues. What a weirdo.

"fucking dirty valdemar over there"

by mitch macdonalds June 4, 2020

Dirty Banishing

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes

No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself

by Bazillus November 22, 2022

Dirty mug

1: Meaning to be an ugly person, often derived from the expression 'ugly fuck'.

2: Defined as a person who was raised in the country,
also called a 'redneck', 'white trash'.

john: "stop touchin' me ya dirty mug!"

by w4rs4w August 25, 2010

dirty jun

When in the act of anal sex you use peanut butter for lube

Last night we were getting it on she let me slide it in her ass dirty jun style and it Smelled like peanut butter jelly time

by Dirty Ed April 15, 2020

dirty monroe

When a woman has more game than any man you’ve ever met and you get played like a bitch like you was about to play her

“I really liked her but she pulled a dirty monroe”

by Monroeroe June 6, 2019

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Dirty Richy

When you cum on a girls face, but you eat so many habaneros an fajitas your cum is spicy like tear gas

I had to take my girl to the ER last night, i gave her a DIRTY RICHY an she almost went blind

by RamJamBodySlam June 8, 2020