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Car Dysmorphia

The never ending thoughts of your car never being good enough to be compared to the standards seen online. While online cars used filters, and put thousands of dollars into their car, yours will never look the same.
My car is never good enough, I think I may have car dysmorphia.
by Ian Brunds June 11, 2022
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clown car

Any type of Mini cooper...
BRUH, look at this tall ass motherfuker getting out of that clown car!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by jay gee September 20, 2023
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Way to go! Parramatta Car Show

Bob - Hey Bill, did see the big fight last night? Bill - Yeah sure did! Way to go! Parramatta Car Show!
by GrogMonster69er September 25, 2022
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car

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE HE NEEDS TO KNOW WHAT A CAR IS
A CAR IS PROBABLY YOUR ONLY FRIEND
by TheEPYCKid December 10, 2023
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Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
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Car ba dar

It’s a slur that only people who raped their dad sister and mom three times in a row can say
If some one says car ba Dar they no doubt have fucked their mom dad and sister
by Rickthelol December 24, 2021
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car peacocking

To buy an expensive car only for the purpose to show off to other people. Normally meant in relation to middle aged men going through a mid life crisis.
"Wait till my neighbours see me screech into the cul de sac in an Aston Martin, then we will see who the real man is around here."

"Dude you are car peacocking. You need to calm down and get therapy."
by LouieFerook April 2, 2016
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