Mexican tube rider

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.

It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.

by DonNorway December 14, 2015

mexican grease gun

A sexual act. When someone sucks your dick while you are standing and reaches around and pats air in your ass crack with their hand.

Wow. Maria just gave me one hell of a Mexican grease gun.

by Johnny31 July 19, 2018

Mexican Bear Mace

The type of shit you have after eating a spicy Mexican dinner at a Mexican restaurant. When it burns coming out and stick to the inside of the toilet, you know you have made Mexican bear mace.

I had some enchiladas for lunch and now I gotta go shit out some Mexican bear mace.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Mexican flying saucer

A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant

Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer

by Phoine23 February 2, 2017

moist mexican desert

When a Latina gives you a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth

Damn bro that bitch Margarita gave me a moist Mexican desert and my dick Burns now

by WhiteMutombo June 20, 2018

Mexican after party

Diarrhea after spicy food. When your asshole is burning after you ate too much jalapeños.

Man, I can’t go out tonight, I’m having a Mexican after party.

by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020

Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016