get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
OR
If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

get derty

To Get messy roll in mud or smoke that kool aid

Yo little cracker lets go get our kool aid and get derty

by Sleven February 12, 2008

Get Shreked

"Get Shreked" Is a meme (originally got on by "Shrek") That has been around for using it as if you Made a joke (Or fun of someone) and you would say "Get shreked" .

"You look like an idiot" "Get shreked!"

by Aurza Yu June 16, 2019

Get Minced

Similar in meaning to get roasted and is a fun and obsessive way to say it.

"The color on my shirt is brighter than your future"
"Ooooohhh! Get minced!"

by Quicksand Boy January 8, 2018

getting fast

when things go horribly wrong and are rushed to an extreme, it can be referred to as getting fast, or letting off steam Bennett.

look at eddie getting fast on that. What a turd

by scary hairy mary May 29, 2009

To get functioned

To be a beneficiary of a malfunction.

Dear , the Toyota didnt stop, why did I have to be the one to get functioned

by jeffbo February 17, 2010

Get cocked

When someone you know but don't like finds you in public

Ex:

Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?

You: Oh shit, yeah it is.

Friend: damn girl get cocked.

by Kdawg e dawg February 25, 2017