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Dick or Ball

Dick or Ball is a game of deception where one person will uncover either there dick or ball, trying to make it look as close as possible to the opposite. You may do anything short of touching the dick/ball in an attempt of figuring out what it is.
Me and bamie \ were playing dick or ball yesterday. boy was i surprised when it turned out she was showing me her balls!
by narkchenik October 18, 2008
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bigfoots dick

a turd trick that involves leaving fecal matter in a toilet and then shaving your pubes into the toilet. This combination resembles a long brown shaft covered in hair often identical to the dick of a saquatch
As i looked into the toilet bowl I saw a shit covered in pubes, and thought what is that bigfoots dick?
by sammythejuice October 3, 2011
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dick fucker

One who is constantly seeking/looking to sit on a fat phallus.

Can be contstrewed as the bitch face who will give anything, even his/her left eye to sit on and/or around dicks.

The silly mo-fo that no one wants to interact with at a party.
My ex-girlfriend is a smelly dick fucker.

"That leslie sure is a dick sitter-onner. I guess we could consider her a big dick fucker."

That fucking prick ass bitch is being a motherfucking dick fucker again.
by Nutsakula July 16, 2006
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Dick mouth

When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.
I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth
by Howie Felltersnatch October 24, 2007
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dick fart

A slang term for pneumaturia, the passage of air or "gas" in the urine. A colovesical fistula, in which the bowel communicates with the bladder, may cause "dick farts" in addition to recurrent urinary tract infections. A man with pneumaturia may describe having "bubbles" when voiding, or may simply recall farting through his penis.
"Dick farts may be a sign of underlying Crohn's disease."

"Perhaps the strangest symptom I've seen is the dick fart."
by SLR69 January 22, 2009
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dick in ear

To 'dick in ear' is to stick one's dick into someones ear and fuck some sense into them.
Oi! Cameron, if you don't stop that I'm gonna perform dick in ear and fuck some sense into you!!
by morphinemitt July 27, 2008
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dick feel

when something really sucks or is just bad
Hey Kyle did Mrs bowman give us alot of homework. Ya. Wow what a dick feel.
by um not zack August 30, 2009
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