shit-sighted

When somebody only sees the bad in everything (leaving out the positives). This person would be "shit-sighted."; Someone who is unable to find the silver lining even if it him them in the face;

Female: my god domenic, would you look how beautiful this winter is? i love all this snow, its so pret--

Male: I FUCKING hate it, bitch, it's cold as fuck!!

Female: fuck dom, you're so shit-sighted!

by CE S December 24, 2009

Shit Tangle

An alternative to "Clusterfuck". A disorganized situation. A frustrating and futile effort.

1. I ain't going to the mall with you kid, that place is gonna be a Shit Tangle.

2. I was checking the freestyle battle last night, those boys rhymes was a Shit Tangle.

by fire star May 2, 2008

shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

man, shit

man, shit is a phrase said when somebody is distressed or depressed about something. it can also be said to agree with somebody is depressed or distressed.

Freddy- "man, shit. i have not been laid in 4 years."

L'il Timmy- "man, shit"

Richard-"tommy your mom has died"

Tommy- "man, shit"

by midgaardseldar July 4, 2009

shrapnel shit

When one defecates and the excrement from his/her buttox comes out like shrapnel from a pinapple grenade.

He took a ass shrapnel shit

by poopertrooper300 June 22, 2005

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012

Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers

"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"

by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019