Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

penis girl

a girl who loves penis and may have a body part shaped like a penis

"Vicky is always talking about penises"
"I know shes such a penis girl"
"Her nose is kinda shaped like a penis"
"Its in her genes"

by pizza porn (; April 14, 2014

Donkey Penis

An abnormally large penis, usually 10 inches or longer.

Raj Vardhan has a donkey penis

by fellfromhell December 16, 2013

Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England

This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"

by hohoho January 13, 2004

penis toucher

a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises

MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.

by Spuds May 8, 2003

vaginal penis

A penis that hides inside of a vagina. Usually a sex tool used by transvestites who like it up the butt, by there own dick.

or more appropratley, vaginal penis.

Visual: Picture the ALIEN from Alien vs. Predator's internal mouth that fucks everyone up. Instead of being a mouth inside of a mouth, its a giant black-like penis inside a tight vagina that fucks everyone.

The fuckin' tranny at the club last night kept trying to hump everyone with its vaginal penis. It poked me in the eye. So i skeeted in its mouth, just for fun. The vaginal penis then retreated to its gushy cave.

by Bob McDugal February 11, 2008

penis pointers

the muscles in the lower abdomen that when flexed point to the penis, also known as the v line some girls call them usher muscles in reference to the musical artist Usher Raymond.

Check out my penis pointers ladies!!!

by kevin w jones May 1, 2008