milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

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Milk

A shit load of white cow pee

Don't drink unless you fuck cows said man

My milk is spoild

by Sonigo Rwanda September 14, 2016

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Milk

The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.

Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."

by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 26, 2020

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Milk

The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.

Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*

by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018

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milk shake

when two people hold a person from the legs and arms and swing them a few tmes then drop them

Guy 1: Hey c'mon lets give that little kid a milk shake!
Guy 2: Okay
*Guy 1 grabs little kids legs*
*Guy 2 grabs little kids arms*
Both Guys: Milkshake! Milkshake! 1! 2! 3!
*Both Let Go Of Little Kid*
*Kid Hits Ground and starts crying*
*Guys run Off*

by TRA LA LA!!! June 29, 2008

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