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Category 5 Wet Dream

John went 5 days without jacking off, and last night he woke up with a mouthfull of his own jizz. That was a powerful “Category 5 Wet Dream” he had!
by Scrothomas February 3, 2018
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Get your dick wet

Paul Jene asked "Yo you gonna get your dick wet?"
by PJene May 28, 2007
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I left it wet for you

A statement used by dudes who have sexual relations with attached women when the cuckold gets wind of the situation and the cuckold calls the player in question, promising revenge. Also a song by UGK from their album "Supertight" which explains it a lot better.
Dude: "Yo, you fucking my girl? When I see you, I'm killing yo' ass!"

Cold Mack:"Say Jack, don't hate the player, hate the game! By the way, I left it wet for you, trick!"
by A.C. Smooth December 31, 2010
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wet paper towel

by PW August 8, 2003
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Kansas City wet dream

The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.
Dave - "How was your weekend?"

Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."
by mjm76 April 1, 2011
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two legs and a wet patch

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.
It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch
by The_Devon October 19, 2009
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wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.
"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"
by xsecretg September 19, 2008
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