Athens State University is an Alabama public state university. It was founded on December 9, 1822. Originally, Athens State was four year residential campus with greek life and sports. However, gradually over time they got rid of these and today it is a 2 year upper level only campus.
S1: I'm going to Athens State University!
S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
S2: Isn't that school very boring?
S1: Yes, but I am saving a ton of money! And I can keep my part-time job. Go on buddy, go to your expensive school.
by LittleCheezDog June 2, 2016
Get the Athens State Universitymug. College of Engineering: KFUPM rejects
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
College of Computer Science: Doing the same job as an Indian dude that makes 200 riyals per month
College of Science: AKA "the graveyard". No science is conducted here, only pain and suffering
College of Business Admin: Will end up either unemployed or a "manager" at daddy's company
College of Medicine: Future "doctors" that notoriously cheat on exams
College of Applied Medicine: Med rejects
College of Pharmacy: About as likely to be employed as a College of Arts graduate, also med rejects
College of Arts: Four year version of your middle school geography/history class, almost zero hiring potential
College of Education: Spending 4 years of your life to teach grade school students who will make you suicidal
College of Languages and Translation: English language courses but as a 4-year-degree for low IQ people with zero real skills
College of Law and Political Science: Redacted
by Al7mar October 2, 2022
Get the King Saud Universitymug. A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
Father of Universe, what happened to you?
Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Father of Universemug. One of the most elite University's in Japan, averagely ranking number 8. Known to host many foreigners and researchers. Once was marked by the famous “Tsukuba suicide disease,” as many students sadly ended their lives due to the high stress levels and complete utter boredom of the city.
by Tsukuba Man November 22, 2021
Get the university of tsukubamug. The worst type of hell. A place where time, sanity, and sleep schedules go to die. Here, lecturers—self-proclaimed gods—descend from Olympus not to bless you, but to mercifully annihilate your brain cells under the guise of “education.
“Bro, you look like you just came out of a warzone.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”
“Nah, worse… I just had three back-to-back lectures at the University of Moratuwa.”
by lord vilpaththu August 18, 2025
Get the University of Moratuwamug. Small college in Taylor County, KY
Liberal Arts College feel with ultra-conservative values shoved down your throat. Where they tell you to respect and love others, but only if they agree with you.
Recruits students from all over the world to claim they’re diverse, but really it’s 95% people who grew up within 30 mins and half of them commute. The other half goes home every weekend.
Liberal Arts College feel with ultra-conservative values shoved down your throat. Where they tell you to respect and love others, but only if they agree with you.
Recruits students from all over the world to claim they’re diverse, but really it’s 95% people who grew up within 30 mins and half of them commute. The other half goes home every weekend.
by Punk Rock All Star September 27, 2025
Get the Campbellsville Universitymug. A JOKE image school with fake disloyal friends, narcissistic manic-depressive teachers at a hefty fiscal and soul-sucking cost as you become a basic, mindless being, and walk away feeling like you gained nothing but debt.
by NOYB4 September 26, 2021
Get the Boston Universitymug.