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Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.
Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick
by omar fish March 14, 2021
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a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "
by lesbianenby March 8, 2021
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super tow truck

A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks
I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.
by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001
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Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.
(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)
by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021
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Super team slag

A Super team slag is someone who plays as the best football team in video games all the time. It has come about mainly due to pro evolution soccer 4 on xbox live, where all the schlaaagggggssss always go Real Madrid, Inter etc. They often know very little about football and variety is never on their mind. Shhhlllaaaaaaaaags are being rejected by modern society however. A wonderful counter-attack has been invented by the infamous SteveUK007 (who is a super spam slag but thats another story). Basically you pick the same side as the slag and the same kit. As a result the game will be practically unplayable and the slag will leave crying to his mummy.
Elwapo is such a super team slag.

Maybe one day i'll play a team other than Real Madrid...
by JackBauer87 October 15, 2005
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Super avatar Bros.

A slang name for the Origin computer game Ultima 8, due to the large (in some opinions excessive) amounts of jumping required to complete the quests.
Nerdy guy "Dude, I just beat Super Avatar Bros.!"

Other Nerdy guy. "Fagbag, the series started to suck after seven and you know it."
by Arglebarglefargle October 1, 2007
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Super Un-breaded

"Man i'd go to the movies wit y'all but im super un-breaded"
by andrew pimentel August 7, 2006
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