best friend

one of them gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends, always one of them gotta be ugly

by nimahewo November 4, 2020

Best friend

he is the biggest asshole you know but you both have every interest

your Best Friend: hey can i have some of yo chips?

You: No

Your Best F:riend ( leans over and takes all of your chips)

You: fuck you

Your Best Friend: fuck you to.

You: wanna play some SMASH BROS

Your Best Friend : sure

by best waffle fry June 1, 2018

Peekaboo Friend

First they’re there.... then they’re not !! Ohhh they’re back again!

Angie keeps jumping in and out of Victoria’s life. She’s not a forever friend. She’s a peekaboo friend

by Cunthiaa February 4, 2019

Fetus friend

A friend that you’ve known since the infancy or a childhood friend that you’ve known your entire life, essentially since the time you we’re both fetuses, because your mom and their mom and/or parents have been friends since before your birth and you became friends with your parent’s friend’s child by default.

I was hanging with my fetus friend last week, the one I knew since I was basically a fetus.

by Fetusfriends101 June 13, 2019

Best friend

Someone that you can trust no matter what happens. Someone that will never break a single promise to you, and always considers your feelings in anything that might affect you. This person will never lie to you or knowingly hurt you in any way.

My best friend would never betray me.

by Alexis30014 May 9, 2020

Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper

I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook

by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009

Best Friend

the person that got in a relationship with your sister

I caught my best friend with my sister on a date!

by Mr. Ryus January 5, 2019