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Quality Time

Often used by your girl/boy-friend as a surrpetitious excuse to see less of you; really may mean "fuck off."
"I think maybe you are coming over too often when I'm busy. We need to start thinking about spending more quality time together, where we can interact more and talk."

Translation: "Fuck off and die in a fire. I'd rather watch these stupid reality TV shows than spend a minute with your sorry ass."
by jazzbox October 24, 2011
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rhyme time

a game practiced by couples in which they try to rhyme with what their partner says or screams during sex
Is it okay with you, if we play a little rhyme time tonight.

Mr. Jack and I played did a little rhyme time last night.
by Crazy Bill April 27, 2008
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popcorn time

the act of two literary sophisticates having hot rough intercourse.
may also be said in code for the act of "foreplay"

most often popcorn time is associated with the exclamation of the word "WAH"
"jessie, guess what time it is!"
"iiiiiiiiiiiiit's POPCORN TIME! WAHHHH!"
by jessie and caitlin January 16, 2008
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Time Burglar

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.
Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'
by Olap May 16, 2013
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Tug time

The time allocated to a well earned masturbation session. Remember, this is not frivolous knuckle shuffling, but an important reward for a job well-done.
Mom: Do the washing up!

Jack: But mom, this is my tug time, ffs!
by Herman Cain's spunk rag November 23, 2011
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sandbox time

my teacher mr.kuts said it
it means that u need a fucking time out and that u need 2 shut the fuck up
fo shizzle
mr kuts told jaime 2 go 2 sandbox time
by weaksauce November 29, 2004
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Jerry Time

A time scale used at Tanah Keeta. The time is set 5 minutes ahead of the rest of the world. Once known as TK time, it was frowned upon and given the new name Jerry Time, named after its creater.
Jerry: Where is everyone, isnt it time to start?
Michael: According to TK time, we still have 5 minutes.
Jerry: TK time? Fuck TK time, its Jerry Time!
by Strudelsnap September 3, 2008
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