Chris

A guy who fakes his sickness and stays home playing Fortnite

Chris is sick

by Gejebe December 11, 2019

Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

by Themanmythlegendbandit June 13, 2024

Chris Saupe

The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.

Hey, Chris Saupe get out of that pickup ya god damn cooter

by Deejay85 February 14, 2018

Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.

Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??

Chris, stop being annoying.

by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018

chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}

brooo your sooo like chris

by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018