chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

stubborn shit

A shit that is uncooperative and drags its feet in leaving the rectum.

That stubborn shit won't come out

by Queen Buttrix November 30, 2017

Volcanic Shits

The results of too much beer, White Castles, and vallium.

I drank too much beer and had too many Whitey's last night, and now I have the volcanic shits.

by shit admin October 8, 2008

Shit Closet

A closet in which a person takes a shit in, hence the name Shit Closet. Usually done in privacy and without the knowledge of others such as family or peers

"Fuck! My mum found the shit closet"

by Really_Racist_Man.com March 6, 2019

Shit and Run

To take a shit in a very quick fashion. In and out of the stall in minutes, rarely involving excessive wiping.

I had to leave in the middle of that test for the bathroom, luckily it was a shit and run. I barely missed any time.

by Doctor Gels September 22, 2011

that shit hot

Saying that the matter in hand is amazing, spectacular, and/or great. Basically the ghetto version of On Fleek.

Gamer: Yo have you seen Battlefield Hardline?
Gamer 2: Yoo that shit hot!

by Mr. Potatus April 16, 2015

preemptive shit

The shit you take before you go out at night. Failure to take one can result in holding back a fart or even a shit in front of girls or others. Taking a preemptive allows for maximum beer drinkage and room for a late night meal.

Johnny: "Yo dude when these girls leave I'm gonna rip a sick fart."
Bobby: "Dude you defintely didn't taje a preemptive shit. We're going to the diner in a little bite."
Johnny: "Fuck!"

by NickyG103 June 14, 2006