dick off

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

Dick rider

When a nigga stay on people dick hatin and shit. Never mind his own business and always trying to hop on dick when ever he get the chance. Usually finds a dick rider somewhere trying to prove everyone wrong even tho nobody was talking to him.

Guy 1- aye bro you watched the game last night lebron dropped 40.

Guy 2- damn that’s cool

Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.

by Dick rider patrol March 5, 2022

throbbing dick

The state of a penis when a male has been watching pornography for over 10 minutes but hasn't touched his dick in at least 5 leaving more blood in his member than his brain

"Yo man, my Throbbing Dick was so hard last night I almost passed out."

by vasikin1 October 6, 2016

Thunder dick

To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms

Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance

Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!

Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!

by Conker1 October 6, 2016

dick doctor

Urologist. A doctor who likes to touch and cure dicks.

I went to the dick doctor who cured my ball cancer by fondling my shlong.

by Punanitang October 20, 2010

dick move

When a normal person makes a maneuver that would ordinarily be performed by a jerk or dick. Generally not a serious move.

Jonas just threw sand in my face. What a dick move!

Armond, the town goat, just defecated on a pedestrian. What a dick move.

by Wil G August 8, 2005

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009