Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

Porn

The source of every single persons happiness

I still have my dick out because I was just watching porn

by Dr.dudepersonmanwhoisnotawoman February 20, 2020

porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.

Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.

by DevilRogue July 26, 2012

Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.

That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!

by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022

Nutsack porn

Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies

Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh

by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023

lesbian midget porn

The thing you put on for little five year olds while babysitting.

Babysitter: What do kids watch nowadays?
Mom: Lesbian midget porn

by anonymous November 19, 2022

femboy furry porn

A type of online pornographic material comprised of Furries and Femboys.

Jake: "Yo bro whats going on? Seen any new shows recently?"
Dave: "Nah. Just been watching this hot new femboy furry porn series. You wanna watch?"
Jake: "Fuck yeah!"

by whydontyoucrythatmuch July 11, 2024