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Mud Pie

when u nut in someone’s ass and the nut mixes with there shit and then when they poop it looks like a pile of mud.
“yo last night my ass get railed and he nutted in me. few days later i had to shit and it was a mud pie.”
by urmomscock October 11, 2020
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pie

pie (adjective)

Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.

The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".

Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.

"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."

"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."

"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."

"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young girls is seriously pie — not okay at all."

"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."

"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."

"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."

"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."

"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."

"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."

"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."

"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."

"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."

"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."

"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."

"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."

"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."

"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."

"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
by aliceayres April 1, 2025
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Cinnamon pie

The act of creampieing someone sprinkling cinnamon and eating you disgust out
"Oh Tammy I want to make sweat cinnamon pie with you "wink*
by Jdmaker68 June 9, 2016
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a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience
"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."
by Persephone282 December 24, 2020
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Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
by Forever2297 November 19, 2022
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swirl pie

The act of performing a cream pie in the rectal cavity
She said she wanted to stay a virgin so she only does swirl pies
by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic December 21, 2015
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Cherry pie

When you dump your load in a bitch that’s on her period basically a period cream pie
My girlfriend was on her period but it’s okay she likes a good cherry pie
by Madcunt420 August 30, 2022
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