oreo dick

a Man with a black and white penis. Usually large but extremely rare and unattractive. This condition is known to repel females for lifetime, thus, creating a forever virgin

Girl 1, "He's cute"
Girl 2, "Too bad he's got an oreo dick"
Girl 1, "Awww gross"

by lovesosa156 November 15, 2013

dick muncher

someone who eats to much dick

Isaac is a dick muncher

by The_dick_lover February 16, 2017

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

Catch This Dick

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

sewer dick

Sewer dick is what you get after your penis has been in her anus picking up that specific smell.

I pulled my dick out of her ass, now I got sewer dick.

by Pokerman11 January 31, 2008

dick off

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

Dick rider

When a nigga stay on people dick hatin and shit. Never mind his own business and always trying to hop on dick when ever he get the chance. Usually finds a dick rider somewhere trying to prove everyone wrong even tho nobody was talking to him.

Guy 1- aye bro you watched the game last night lebron dropped 40.

Guy 2- damn that’s cool

Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.

by Dick rider patrol March 5, 2022