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Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.
Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.
by TasteyT September 10, 2018
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St. Louis Piss

So I walked into the can, and Johnny was bent over like a moose, cock tucked the urinal, taking a St. Louis Piss!
by Backdoor Sandpaper March 27, 2019
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piss bucket drunk

Keeping a piss bucket by the side of the bed because you're so drunk you can't even get up to take a piss.
Frankie is piss bucket drunk. He's been on such a bender that he just stays in bed all day and pisses into a bucket when he has to take a leak.
by Ottomanic November 13, 2020
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True Love’s Piss

When a woman sits on a toilet with her legs spread, and her true love squats or kneels, taking aim at the opening between the seat, and simultaneously urinates. This ceremony can be taken to new heights through maintained eye contact or crossing streams.
Oh my goodness Jessica, I know I’m gonna be with Jake forever now cause last night we got smashed and engaged in True Love’s Piss
by No.One.Actually July 25, 2020
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Piss fly fountain

Piss fly fountain. When you are at the urinal and the piss flies attack. You knock them down with a fierce piss fountain.
The piss flys were attacking like kamakazis, so I let loose with the piss fly fountain. ( notify anyone at adjacent urinals)
by Kronny February 5, 2017
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Pre Speech Piss

The piss you take before giving a speech. Absolutely necessary when you have to give a speech., or public speaking in general.
Liam : Hey Brian, Jake up there is struggling big time on that speech.

Brian : Yea, I see.

Liam : Looks like he didn't take his Pre Speech Piss

Brian : Tell me about it.
by god_at_speeches May 2, 2012
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Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.
by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011
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