oreo dick

a Man with a black and white penis. Usually large but extremely rare and unattractive. This condition is known to repel females for lifetime, thus, creating a forever virgin

Girl 1, "He's cute"
Girl 2, "Too bad he's got an oreo dick"
Girl 1, "Awww gross"

by lovesosa156 November 15, 2013

Dick Chops

The hair that grows on the side of the scrotum to make make it look like your dick has sideburns.

holy shit shave your dick chops. your starting to look like Mr.T

by pune master 71 October 17, 2010

Gavin’s Dick

A very small thing that is smaller than a grain of sand which makes girls have Gavin.

Oh my god his Gavin’s Dick is so small does he even have one?

by Josh Denward March 5, 2019

nicotine dick

nicotine dick is an addicting dick that girls cannot resist.

Hey Sally, I cant stop fucking Adam. He's got that nicotine dick. I just keep cuming back!

by madam06 August 16, 2009

sewer dick

Sewer dick is what you get after your penis has been in her anus picking up that specific smell.

I pulled my dick out of her ass, now I got sewer dick.

by Pokerman11 January 31, 2008

dick off

The act of two men engaging in one-upmanship-especially as related to impressing a woman or attempting to present self as intellectually superior.

John and Jack got into a dick off at the bar but I don't think Sally was interested in either of them.

by schmeg8 April 26, 2009

Dick rider

When a nigga stay on people dick hatin and shit. Never mind his own business and always trying to hop on dick when ever he get the chance. Usually finds a dick rider somewhere trying to prove everyone wrong even tho nobody was talking to him.

Guy 1- aye bro you watched the game last night lebron dropped 40.

Guy 2- damn that’s cool

Guy 3 (dick rider)- bro he had 39 not 40 you idiots.

by Dick rider patrol March 5, 2022