draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny

Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil

by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015

Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Oggie likes to pinch

Oggie always likes to pinch

Like...uuuuh......
It is just oggie likes to pinch

by samlee12340 January 30, 2020

Silly likes men

He sucks at fn 7-2 fat fuc

silly likes men-"Hey my name is silly and I am a little bitch"

by Vertexsussy May 27, 2021

Scott likes emus

Scott is a sexy mf who loves having sex with emus

Scott likes emus Scott loves fucking emus with his mega cock

by Beautiful bees November 23, 2021

Pottie like it's 1999

Going to the toilet without your smartphone. As you used to in 1999.

I'll be fast, don't worry, I'm gonna pottie like it's 1999.

by Esso Edren January 11, 2020

slept like chevy

When you sleep really hard. Such a hard sleep it is reminiscent of the old Chevy jingle from the 90's:
"Like a rock...ooooooohhhhhhhh like a rock"

Damn your looking ruff did you sleep last night?

Fuck yeah! I slept like Chevy!

by jaynedough August 25, 2018