Dragon's Monologue 2

It doesn't slap as hard as the first one. It just kind of vaguely alludes to some of the same general themes.

Hym "I mean, to be fair, it would be hard for Dragon's Monologue 2 to parallel the quality, let alone surpass, the monologue from the first Dragon's Dogma. But I was hoping they would at least make the attempt. Which loses you point. -1 for the intellectual cowardice."

Iam "Wait! There's a TRUE ending."

Hym "What? Ah shit. Alright. There better be a monologue. Your rating hangs in the balance."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

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Exoticus dragon

He is a cool dude who likes femboys and dislikes pineapple pizza

Ayo i think exoticus dragon nice

by Kuals February 19, 2022

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Ass Dragon

A being that specializes in draggin ass at work.

Every workplace with shared community workload will have a dragon emerge.
It’s universal physics.
The spirit of the ass dragon can also multiply and clone itself like a cancer, spreading to other co-workers resulting in a rival second or third dragon emerging, due to the frustration of carrying the workload of the alpha dragon.

Man, that bitch is such an ass dragon.
She’s draggin ass so hard this morning that sparks are flying.

by Majestic Minnow May 27, 2022

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Red dragon

When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.

-“What’s that mark on your face?”
-“Oh, I just got a red dragon last night. No big deal.”

by NoneYoBiz789 September 19, 2022

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