Someone who is so incredibly stupid that only an obscure analogy could describe their low level IQ. Just as a wet match in a dark room is the antithesis of light, an incredibly stupid person is the antithesis of an intellectual.
" Did you hear about that guy that played Russian roulette with a semi-automatic pistol?"
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
"Yeah, that dude was a wet match in a dark room. What a fucking moron."
by armyowalgreens April 25, 2010
Get the Wet match in a dark roommug. by stonerboner October 14, 2007
Get the get your stick wetmug. A flacid, useless and/or impotent dick.
A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.
A nuetered dog who attempts to hump a bitch from instinct, long ago nuetered and useless in this regard.
She wanted more, but his attempt to penetrate was like pushing a wet sock, so they pulled out the dildo, instead.
by C.S. Me July 17, 2007
Get the pushing a wet sockmug. by Light Joker October 9, 2006
Get the still wet behind the earsmug. by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019
Get the What Gets Me Wet?mug. Wet from the back -
1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.
2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.
2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1.OMG! Look at that! lol! Max is wet from the back!
2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
by Joe April 23, 2005
Get the wet from the backmug.