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Top Dawg

The zenith of humanity. An apex predator. An absolute unit of a human being that deserves the upmost respect. If you do not give them the respect they deserve, prepare to hit the dirt, because the Top Dawg Howl is coming.
Woah dude, Grayson's an absolute Top Dawg!

Don't you dare defy Grayson's wrath, he's the Top Dawg!
by StinkManTheGod April 19, 2021
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Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"
Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.
by PewPewshots August 31, 2017
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Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023
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Top Tier Rudy Poot

Dylan Billingsly
*Guy posts a dancing tik tok video*
Absolute Top Tier Rudy Poot
by Rudypoot June 30, 2021
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Top

"that movie was top bro"
by KeanuWholesome10069420 December 13, 2020
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Muffin top

An extremely rude insult to a person with an oversized midriff.

Can be used to discribe someone with a short blunt cock and small full-moon plate sized boobs.
You muffin top

Omg he must have a muffin top dick

Ewwww muffin top
by Seabass101 May 20, 2019
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Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
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