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Sex Tank

1) A sex tank is a complimentary expression for a female who has a physique characterized by a curvy buttocks, a medium waist and large breasts. However women like these are rare, perhaps 1 in 5,000 in the general population. 2) A solidly built-for-sex body. 3) A female that could stradle you and you would be very lucky. 4) A female body that was made to please a man.
"Damn. Did you see that sex tank in the store?"
by kaliandloki October 16, 2011
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Closet Sex

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
by Th3rd November 13, 2015
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eye sex

how merlin and arthur look at each other
Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*
by The cat that smiles back July 18, 2019
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Twig sex

When two very skinny boys fuck each other in the ass 4 times in one day so there bones break and disintegrate and they die
Russ and Christian died because they were having twig sex
by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017
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Sex Pistols

A stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It is owned by Guido Mista and contains 6 bullets with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7. There is no Number 4 due to Mista's fear of the number 4. Sex Pistols is cute as heck!
Person 1: Dude, what is your favorite jojo stand?
Person 2: Sex Pistols
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it is Cute!
by Worse than JJ March 7, 2020
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Sex on the ceiling

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.
Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.
by koollover4u April 24, 2015
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Cybo sex

Sex in cyberspace used to stay disease free, this is typically done with any and all random parties
Cybo knew he could never get some in real life so he tried Cybo sex because not only did he "get some", he stayed disease free!
by Apeck August 11, 2007
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