1) A sex tank is a complimentary expression for a female who has a physique characterized by a curvy buttocks, a medium waist and large breasts. However women like these are rare, perhaps 1 in 5,000 in the general population. 2) A solidly built-for-sex body. 3) A female that could stradle you and you would be very lucky. 4) A female body that was made to please a man.
by kaliandloki October 16, 2011
Get the Sex Tank mug.When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
by Th3rd November 13, 2015
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Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*
by The cat that smiles back July 18, 2019
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by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017
Get the Twig sex mug.A stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It is owned by Guido Mista and contains 6 bullets with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7. There is no Number 4 due to Mista's fear of the number 4. Sex Pistols is cute as heck!
Person 1: Dude, what is your favorite jojo stand?
Person 2: Sex Pistols
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it is Cute!
Person 2: Sex Pistols
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it is Cute!
by Worse than JJ March 7, 2020
Get the Sex Pistols mug.Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.
by koollover4u April 24, 2015
Get the Sex on the ceiling mug.Cybo knew he could never get some in real life so he tried Cybo sex because not only did he "get some", he stayed disease free!
by Apeck August 11, 2007
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