my mate dave

The imaginary person who's always with you should you feel the need to use him.

(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)

Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?

you: yes

Randomer: ...

You: My mate dave

by Slackjawjohn March 4, 2007

Butter my Mash

Phrase.

1) Can be a statement in response to surprising news, akin to "Blow me down with a feather."

2) Can be a great line as a comeback, akin to "Suck my Cock."

Has no real meaning or context.

1)
Person 1: Homosexuality was just criminalised!
You: Well Butter my Mash!

2)
You: Butter my Mash, bitch!

You: Well how about you just go Butter my Mash.

by cheeeeeze December 1, 2010

Slide into my DMs

To direct message someone on social media

Bro 1: Yo bro, slide into my DMs when you get home so I know you're safe!
Bro 2: Totally bro, you're so caring bro

by ElSmarcho June 4, 2018

my hands are cold

The act when a girl attempts to make the man hold their hand. Usually obvious to MOST people.

Tika "Wow, my hands are cold"
Andrew touches the hand "Yeh your right..."

by Wozz December 15, 2007

suck my hog

suck my hog another way to tell someone to suck my dick a little less offensive but carries the same message

dude you stole my toy car collection

man i did not steal your toy car collection you can suck my hog

dude you cant take a joke can you

man your jokes are not evan funny you can suck my hog

by littlejimmie March 13, 2019

Broke my back

This term is used to describe "doggie" style sexual intercourse.

It came to be because of the weight put on the receiver's back. It is also commonly referred to as "blowing" one's back out.

Sarah, are you okay? You're walking with a limp!" "Yes, Kenneth really broke my back last night.

by Wouldyoulookatthat March 13, 2011

Grates my cheese

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007