post mates guy

A post mates guy is a dude who still goes after a girl that just broke up with him.

Person 1: damn is that sus kid still going after her even after they broke up?
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.

by Fancy Son February 8, 2019

dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.

Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties

by Goonz March 8, 2013

Best friend (guy)

Someone you secretly like but just don't want to admit it. Most of the time something will happen between them at some point, if they want it to or not.

Girl: I don't like him!! He's just my best friend (guy)

Guy: I bet you'll fuck him

by You're all cunts bye April 1, 2016

Brooklyn T. Guy

A puppet who does a million jobs

Brooklyn T. Guy is a man

by jshsjsbHehgwhzv July 12, 2021

Ylil Guy

Someone who is really hilarious & out of this world who likes to rape camels of their pride, pour powder on cows, && watch Ace Ventura and go to Wal-mart with superman capes and tu-tu's on.

&& hates Milky :)))

May angels be with you :) love jesus!

Ali, Nicole, Sierra, && Trenton are such ylil guys!

by Margory Stewart Baxter June 10, 2008

internet tough guy

simular to the flamer and angry young man. the internet tough guy is a commonly a individual on the internet who tends to post agressive and threatening posts a marked tendancy towards right wing opnions on pretty much everything. anyone who disagrees with his or on occasion her will usually face a incorherant terade of homosexual referances and direct threats of physical voilence. (despite the sheer implausability of them tracking someone down) irrational hatred of anyone differant or vaguegly left/humane/intelligent or willing to critisise them. Also staunch supposters of anything voilent or aggressive and anyone who isnt is a 'PUSSY LIBERAL FAG'.

in truth internet tough guys are rather sad individuals with little or no dignity or charm

by zombiejack June 19, 2004

Nice guy dilemma

When you such a nice guy everyone likes you but then the girl you like dumps you because she feels guilty of not being able to reciprocate.

You get dumped for being a douchebag too.. such a dilemma

A: I got dumped yesterday by my gf , said I was too nice for her
B:dafuq reason is that bro
C: Ikr.. nice guy dilemma

by Red motherducking ducks1 January 7, 2020