Brown Toaster

When someone take a rather massive dump and it stays and fills the whole toilet (usually after taco bell or chipotle).

Person 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Person 2: Don't! Someone left a Brown Toaster

by Huge Handle June 13, 2018

Don Brown

The "Don" of a block in a pennitentiary. You'll know when you see him. He'll calmly but forcefully tell you that you're worried about shit you don't need to be worrying about. Co-host of RealNiggaRadio.

Person 1: Hey, Don Brown.
Don Brown: What?! We got a white one?! Compton Ave is GOIN!!

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Brown Starburst

anal fisting

"We were so in love, the next logical step in our love making was a brown starburst"

by Dmd March 30, 2015

Brown plopper

While shitting your poop comes out rock solid and slow. It hurts, but is arousing at the same time. As it all comes out you have a mini orgasm causing you to piss blood. When your shit hits the water the splash seeps into your asshole, scaring you a tad. The best part about a brown plopper is that you don't have to wipe afterwards.

"Hurry up Ralph were gonna be late!"
"I'll be quick, i'm having a brown plopper, i can feel it."

by Blakai July 24, 2016

Brown frown

The act of urinating inside another’s asshole. As a result the urine exits the asshole with a mixture of cum, urine, and shit.

I was engaged in anal sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a brown frown

by Steve mcladen November 11, 2021

Father Brown

"Father Brown" describes when a person uses an elaborate and complicated explanation for a whodunnit murder when they are the actual murderer.

Robert Wagner 'Father Brown'd his whole side of the Natalie Wood case.

by cosmic_banana December 18, 2020

Brown Widow

A single, over sized turd, left unflushed in a toilet

Don't use the handicapped stall, someone left a brown widow in the bowl.

by CableMonkey August 28, 2018