A&D cream

Ass and dick cream

I didn't get enough vitamin d from sunlight on my ass and dick so I put a&d cream on instead

by bushlight November 4, 2017

quick to jump on the ice cream

Being quick to chat shit about someone

"You're so quick to jump on the ice cream"

by Livingonaprayerrrr February 27, 2018

Cream dream

I dream about ice cream

Bro that cream dream was so delicious last night.

by Creamy dream June 17, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

The Creams and the Butters

A term used to describe horrible bowel movements, mostly explosive diarrhea and other sicknesses that make your bowel movements terrible. ie- creamy and buttery shits.

“Hey man, we still on for tonight.”
“Fuck that shit bruh, I got the creams and the butters.”
“Fuck man! feel better.”

by MeMe1996 August 5, 2022

Devil's Ice Cream

A strain of weed that mixes AK47 and Diablo, born in Maine

"Man I got that good shit, its called the Devil's Ice Cream"

"We were so toasted off that Devil's Ice Cream"

by Cougar75 February 8, 2010

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021