Romple Your Tea Tray

A threatening phrase that means that you are about to get beaten up or abused.
Use extremely sparingly.

Jacob: “Oh no, I forgot to do my notes for today!”
Nick: “Uh oh, Dr. Sanders is going to romple your tea tray, man”

by Crispybear November 7, 2018

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

stoners tea

Makes you high. Yep. THats about it scrub a nub dub

A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!

by supeeps February 17, 2014

tea

Weed,marijuana...

I hope someone in that party is going to have some tea to share

by weeds4reeaals February 16, 2017

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

Tea

Gossip
Dirt
News

Honey, you are spilling out all the tea!

This is some good tea you are sharing

Yassss, spill that tea.

by Candychelle August 17, 2016

tea-rific

(adj) Alternative form of terrific, in a way that involves tea or a tea party.

I'm having a tea-rific tea party.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023