Vatuna Sandwich

What you are licking/kissing/eating/putting in your mouth when you eat out (give oral sex to) a vatuna.

I got drunk last night and ended up eating a vatuna sandwich." "Wow that's nasty." "Not really, she was pretty hot.

by WittedPanda April 21, 2011

Garage Sandwich

When you're having DP in a garage and dirt gets in your cooter

A Garage Sandwich is When you get dirt inside your cooter.
"Did you see Emily last week? Me and Connor gave her a garage sandwich. It scratched up the base of my peen."

by TheAxeManHasAFan November 27, 2021

Breadless Sandwich

Breadless Sandwich refers to something that lacks of something that the original version haved and was the main thing, making the new version feel bland.

"Hey bro, did you watched the new season of The Simpsons?"
"Nah, the show is now shit and it feels like a breadless sandwich"

by Manaos de manzana September 20, 2021

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

Sticky Sandwich

When a group of men spunk at least 525ml each onto a cheese sandwich to then eat it.

Aye chabs should we make a sticky sandwich

by MC spunky January 1, 2019

thigh sandwich

An action with two people, most often those in a relationship, wherein the female sandwiches the male's hips in her thicc thighs. This "smother session" is meant to bring comfort and relieve stress while healing starvation of intimate touch.

M: "Hey babe, can we do a thigh sandwich? I had a rough day today."
F: "Sure honey, come here."

by Ujiak June 26, 2025

protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014