Peek-A-Balls

when a man's naked balls suddenly and unintentionally become visible, often through a space in his shorts.

Dave was speaking passionately against poverty in the third world, but no one could take him seriously cause the we were all snickering about his peek-a-balls.

by Mike Damus December 15, 2008

Dumb-Ball

When you are at a sporting event and the guy behind you loudly offers a play by play of the game, presumably to educate his kids. The problem is, he doesn't know the game well, so is mis-informing his kids and everyone around him. You grit your teeth, but can't correct him, as his kids will then know what he really is.

At a recent Giant's game the batter hit a soft fly that landed just over the first baseman's head. The Dad behind me called told his kids it was a can-o-corn, when it was really a duck-snort. What a Dumb-Ball!

by #1peon August 6, 2010

itchin [balls]

When nothings happening,when your just chilling alone, often linked to boredom.

Girl: hey, can you come get me?
you: ya sure babe, im just itchin balls right now.

by Taylor John January 24, 2009

ball wrench

to grab anothers testicular sack and twist in a violent fashion..

Kenny really ball wrenched me then... did you see how hard that honky grabbed me?

by Kevin Southerden May 23, 2006

Ball Club

A group of shacks occupied entirely by Indians. They like to pretend that is an actual town. There diet consists almost entirely of smoked whitefish and cheap whiskey. Has a meth driven economy and is a great place to go if you want to get stabbed.

Hey I wanna get some smoked whitefish, we should make a run to Ball Club.
Nah didn't you hear, the whitfish guys shack got burned down by a bunch of drunken Indians

by My name is Toby! January 6, 2010

No-Balls Kid

A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.

???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid

by kingofthekill March 31, 2009

Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.

person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!

by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010