Brown calvin

When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.

Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.

by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020

Brown SLup

When you’re doing anal, and it feels like she’s super wet, but you turn the lights on and she shit on your dick.

The Brown SLup sounds bad but I’d you let it ride, you won’t be sorry

by SLup Slut May 30, 2021

Brown Happy

1. an orgasm that occurs while one is being anally penetrated
2. a cocktail composed of chocolate coconut milk and vodka

While my girlfriend was pegging me last night, I had an amazing brown happy.

by Brown Happy July 6, 2017

Callum Browne

Callum Browne is a another way of saying 'Your Mum is in my sex dungeon.' Many people use it nowadays. For example Lebron James uses it. This is the phrase he is commonly known for. However, for Asians, Callum Browne is used for the word "I am having an orgasim." For White people Callum Browne means, I did your sister.

"Hey do you know Callum Browne?" Said Lebron James

"Callum Browne, Callum Browne," Said the Asian having Sex

"Hey I Callum Browne," Said the Guy
"I don't have a sister," said the Asian
"You will soon

by CallBrow September 16, 2019

The Brown brownie

Brown brownie is when a male defecates all over another human being and smothers it all over the body .

Look at Brian dropping the brown brownie all over peytons body.

by Cecilbricklayer2 March 25, 2021

Chesnie brown

When you slap someone’s head and call them Kris Kringle

Yo, Brandon Philips, (slap), oiiii Kris Kringle. That’s a chesnie brown

by Brandon Philips December 9, 2021

Brown Town

When a man shits in his hand and throws it off his balcony. Usually the man makes monkey noises and aims for people he considers to be a “monkey.”

Jimmy can’t go to sleep without a good brown town!

by Mrbuttholesmeller January 6, 2023