up down f**k it up

what it sounds like they're saying in uptown funk

bad singer 1: up down f**k it up
BS 2: no it's (insert off key version of song here)

by yardardar April 5, 2021

K

The worst way you could ever answer to a sort of important text.

"Hey, I'm sorry but I can't meet up today"
"k"
I'm so mad right now"
"k"
"My grandma just died and I'm so sad"
"k"
"I kinda wanna die"
"k"
"ykw? just go fuck yourself"
"k"

by ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? May 20, 2022

k 911

A weird term used by people who want to fuck a dog, used instead on k9 or canine

Bro your dog is so cute! Can we k 911?
Thanks i got him off marketplace! Wait what does k 911 mean?
Nothing nevermind bro......

by word definer 6969isgay January 31, 2025

k

you made some annoying ass girl mad i fr hate when girls start being dry ur not quirky no one gives a fuck if youre pissed you self centered little bitch

dude: *long paragraph about he much he loves his gf*
annoying ass gf: k.
dude: what did i do wrong??
annoying ass gf: kys.
dude: youre such a peice of shit no one why people keep treating u so bad and why all your "friends left u" im gonna break up with ur annoying ass no one fucking likes you i only dated you bcuz i was desperate but im not THAT desperate to date a little attention seeking bitch

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022

K kid

A fellow who has such a gift or talent for karate, he has earned a black belt. Hence the term.

Best friends Jim, Hayden, and Harvey are all quite the K kids. All three have gotten black belts from being capable of chopping five boards at once, with their bare hands or legs.

by JMC70 February 1, 2025

k.

when a woman is angry at you she will usually reply k.

K- bad

k-really bad

k.-run for the hills dude

BE SCARED IF U SEE A FULL STOP

Wont be able for date nite babe sorry xx

k.

by Lolzaz August 12, 2018