Craft Ice Cream

Ice cream that is made in small batches and is usually run as a small business

I'd love to have some craft ice cream one day

by phillydeee March 26, 2021

Cream pie

CHOOSE WISLEY!

When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.

Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here

OR

Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”

by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

Cream Cannon

when you haven’t had sex in a while and your semen shoots out like a cannon.

I haven’t had sex in so long when I nutted on her face it was like a cream cannon!

by morganandtyrell December 29, 2019

Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face

I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face

by By SSR March 2, 2021

Irish Cream Bath

A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.

"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."

by Elyix December 12, 2021

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022