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dingle balls

It is when lint gets tangled up with your butt hair.
When I sat on the toilet and spread my cheeks dingle balls pulled my butt hairs out. Ouch that hurts.
by B.A.P. October 2, 2006
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black balls

even worse than its better-known cousin, blue balls. this pain can only be compared to that of being pulled inside-out through your butthole.
i heard that phillip got black balls by shirley
by ian the d April 14, 2004
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monsters ball

a movie starring Billy Bob Thornton, and the magnificent Halle Barry.
I wish I could hump Halle Barry's brains out like Billy Bob did during Monsters Ball
by knucklehead February 4, 2005
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Sigma Balls

a cult on twitter where each member is depressed, emo, gay, obsessed with the #1 anime (Bungo Stray Dogs) and hotter than anyone else on Earth
- Sigma balls matching balls 🥀⛓
- “Someone sent the :} Chuuya photo” “Oh they were probably from Sigma Balls”
by stanlee August 8, 2021
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balls mcgee

Expression; usually negative in nature. Used to express or describe exasperation or other awkward, strange, or otherwise unfortunate events, ranging from everyday misfortunes to completely F.U.B.A.R. situations.
After or during the act of falling off a bike and skidding down a hill: "BALLS MCGEE!!!"

"Balls mcgee dude. That guy just knocked over my beer."

"She went crazy and started screaming on the street. Then she tried to steal my bike! Total balls mcgee!"

"I was blasted and broke two locks trying to to get into my apartment last night."
"What a balls mcgee night, man."
by an old volvo March 6, 2010
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Ball Clamp

A training technique in golf. If a person's head comes up too much during their swing and it is adversely affecting their shot, a clamp can be hung around their neck and attatched to their groin so they will have incentive not to pull their head up during a shot.
"I kept slicing all my teeshots to the right, so my trainer made me wear a ball clamp all game!"
by gottygear August 19, 2009
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Spicy Balls

o shit I gotta get on top of those spicy balls.
by Blobbles February 23, 2009
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