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Show me a band

Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)
Bro you broke as shit

Im not broke

If you not broke nigga show me a band
by kashkount March 31, 2023
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throw me a lie

to lie, to say a lie
Ok, common now, throw me a lie!
by potap December 27, 2009
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That Reminds Me of A Story

So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.
Joe: So how was your day?
Mama: THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY, So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.
by bruhenir November 28, 2019
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play me fifty

To cross someone in an unsuspecting manner; con; double cross; show off
Keisha tried to play me fifty by acting like I was the one who started the rumor about Tiffany.
by Luva November 1, 2006
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are you jaken me

by dumb&dumber(og) April 10, 2017
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take me home

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
by sylveonmaster December 18, 2018
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Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.
I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!
by MiTuCents February 6, 2012
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