ugly roach rat

a person with a ugly attitude they deserve nothing. if you are a roach rat jump of a building rn

mary is a ugly roach rat

by drynjo April 28, 2023

Asian rat candy

A very suspicious and interesting looking conglomeration of matter that often turns out to be better than expected. Often referred to in the context of food but can also be used to explain things or events.

I went to his house for dinner. I had no idea what was on my plate; just a huge mess of asian rat candy stew or something.

In reference to a business presentation:
"Dude! I just killed that! I wasn't expecting it to be such a a buffet of asian rat candy success."

by lalaking January 20, 2015

Rat Shit Fucked

When you really make bad mistakes

I did bad things so now I'm " Rat shit fucked"

by Nogooters October 21, 2021

caca mole rat

The Caca Mole Rat is a rare caca that lived during the early Cretaceous period in which the dinosaurs were on Earth. It's still alive to this day, and it is a very endangered species. There are only 34 Caca Mole Rats on this whole entire world. The Caca Mole Rats are sometimes mistaken for deer, although they are super tiny. They are local to the South-Eastern part of Africa. They also have a deadly venom in their tounge, which they sometimes use on humans if they feel like they're in danger, and the venom turns the humans into caca, and then die immediately after that. Never go near this, they will turn you into caca if they lick you.

Oh my god! There's a caca mole rat over there! I hope it doesn't lick my little pinkie toe!

by raca caca August 5, 2022

Cleaned Up Rat

A cleaned up rat is when a person from your friend group gets their eyebrows done and looks like a fucking queen doing so. This may result in the other members of the friend group to make fun of you, but it’s all because they’re jealous they haven’t gotten their bushy ass eyebrows done in a hot second

girl #1- I got my eyebrows done bitches

girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though

girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎

by FLRAT November 28, 2019

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020