May 11th

May 11th is the best day, most Tinley’s are born on this day! But most of all they are all pretty.

Person 1: Wow your name is tinley, so you must be born on may 11th?

Person 2: yup

by .shrekisawsome May 11, 2022

May 9th

The day the best people are born. If you are born on this day, you are amazing and that's a fact.

"Did you know Rue was born on May 9th?"
"Ohh... that makes sense, she's like the coolest person ever."

by mltstrk May 8, 2020

may 9th

if it’s may 9th you have a free pass to see all the titties you just show the girls this and u see them titties boys

boy: it’s may 9th

girl: yeah so what?
boy: *shows her this*
girl: *sends tits*

by see them titties May 9, 2021

Rianne May

All powerful Mistress.

She is the ruler of all betas, pindicks, and cucks.

Known to destroy wallets, egos, and lives in general.

I dedicate my entire life to Rianne May. She is the reason I live.

I live to serve Mistress Rianne May.

by 100% Factual Information October 6, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

May 6

Make your bf blush/turn red until he kissed you day!

Girl: bae you look so fine😉
Boy:* blushes* why are you doing this?
Girl: it’s may 6

by Luh bxby May 5, 2022

May 14th

National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day

Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”

by Moistdaddy18 May 6, 2022