A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
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Universal Fail

A fail involving two or more people.
A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
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Finneus is the cutest person ever because they are adorable and are cute in every single way possible
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a) A a state of community full with functional slaves and deranged authority managers. And this definitely has nothing to do with Jesus, Its just JESUS CHRIST!

b) A management college, that lives up to the irony.

c) You get in Christ Uni. only if your parents aren't asian enough.
Me : *stares*
Jesus: "Don't look at me like that, I've nothing to do with "Christ (Deemed to be) University" ".
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Universal religion

High treason
A elitist cult classic to Canada preforming b&e with the assistance of police in triangulation assault and battery and 1004 murders
Ever heard of Abraham Hicks and the universal religion?
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This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?
Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"
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My Universe!

An agnostic, atheist, non-religious way of saying "My God!"
Did you hear what she said.. My Universe!
My Universe! What the fuck is happening?

My Universe! HELP ME!!!
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