King Job

Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty black ops

"YOOOO! I FINALY CONVINCED MY GIRL FRIEND TO GIVE ME A KING JOB"

"YO MAN NICE".........ryan tierney got a king job last night.....it was sweet

by Ryan is Tierney February 21, 2011

king fluff

someone who claims to be straight but is actually gay

C'mon king fluff quit acting like you like girls.

by RAGEKING117 August 14, 2017

bill king

Name: one given the utmost power and authority, strong, reliable, ancient God of humanity

His parents realized his power at birth and named him Bill King

by Killy Bing December 21, 2016

King-Of-The-Leem

The Anti-Zeem

you're so uncool they should crown you king-of-the-leem and you can destoy everything cool.

by kingofthezeem February 14, 2012

moob king

A moob king is frequently used to describe a lady-man who has curly, blonde locks of hair. They also posses long fingernails and very dry skin. sometimes their body hair is combustable. Moob Kings are very creaive, like Michael Angelo. An average Mood King will bathe and use the computer at the same time. Their vehicle is used to deliver foods for women on their menstral cycle or others who have an extreme urge for food, such as people addicted to drugs, ex: marijuana. They are known to revolt againt thoses who are fond of vegetables and castrate all who oppose him.

>heyy look at that fine young gent' sittin all alone at that table..

>darn tootin', maybe we should keep em company.

>oh my holy guacamole, the moob king beein accompanied by rodents of all kinds!

>well um i suppose he be alright then, that poor 40 year old virgin...

by MOOB KING September 20, 2009

sun king

Generally, sun kings are determined by their names and their mother language must be different from their nation's, because no one understands the sun king. also has the power to influence nature and weather. always tries to prove the impossible, the sun king is the boy who flew close to the sun and replaced the wax that kept his wings on with glue.

a: you know when i get depressed, the clouds cover the sun and it begins to rain.
b: could be coincidence, relax bro
a: yea but the weather was destined for clear and sunny, and now its dark and cloudy.
b: so?
a: cant have the plants perish, 7 days maximum.
b: is that like a commandment or something?
-a week later-
b: yo wtf can i get the sun back? its so gloomy i cant take it anymore
a: yea, told you im the sun king

by oddella June 9, 2019

King Arthur

When the male genitals are in the anal cavity of another person and it is so tight that your genitals get stuck

man her asshole was so tight my dick god stuck i got king arthured

by baileymk6 September 27, 2018