My-one

My-one.

An obese Man or Woman who makes no attempt to get in shape or improve their diet. A My-one often revels in their physical condition; and drinks and eats excessively without regard for their own health.

Oh dear - Look at her, such a My-one. She should really order less hamburgers.

Monty:I cant belive I went home with that My-one last night
Tom: how did you both fit in the cab?

by My-One69 March 7, 2009

sling one up

To engage in sexual intercourse

That girls is so fine, I would love to sling one up her!

by badgerbadger111 October 27, 2010

Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)

Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!

by Light Joker October 23, 2004

one punch man

A manga that, despite being out since 2009, is only becoming popular now. Like, REALLY popular.

I'm gonna read some one punch man!

by M'Definition March 25, 2016

one direction

a english boyband created by simon cowel in the 2010 X factor. they are well known for thier worldwide sensation in pop music. they have made it to the charts quite a number of times, with their debut singles "What makes you beautiful", "One thing", "gotta be you" and "live while were young". The group has become the best selling boyband worldwide and continue to produce no.1 selling music.

i fucking love one direction NIALL HARRY ZAYN LOUIS AND LIAM they are not gay they are straight!!!!!!!
i heart one direction to the max!!! <3

louis: can i hit you in the balls harry

harry: no i want tachos

niall: but i want nandos for lunch

liam: i want my turtle
zayn:do u like my ski haircut
everyone: i love being one direction

by stropy October 8, 2012

one cheek sneak

the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.

My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!

by the prophet March 26, 2003

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots are just two local beans just trying to stay low, and stay alive. Tyler Joseph, the singer is the big bean, he's known for screaming instead of singing. Josh Dun is the baby bean and he is known for back flips and coffee

A: Twenty One Pilots is a nice band
B; Yeah, Josh doesn't get enough credit though

by alaskatheglitch October 7, 2016